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Tuesday 20 August 2013
The Conference - Joke
There was a group of men gathered at a
church conference on how to live in a
loving relationship with your wife. The men
were asked, "How many of you love your
wife ?" All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last
time you told your wife you loved her ?"
Some men answered today, some
yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The
men were then told to take their cell
phones and send the following text to
their respective wife: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange
phones so one can read the other wife's
reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again...
2. That was then,not now..
3. You wan borrow money...
4. What did you do again,I won’t forgive
you this time...
5. Meaning...
6. Is that a new song...
7. Am I dreaming...
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today...
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop
drinking...
10. Abeg na who be this...
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