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Tuesday 20 August 2013
The Priest
A beautiful young woman, on an
international flight, asked the priest beside
her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for
you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic
hair dryer that is well over the Customs
limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate
it from me. Is there anyway that you could
carry it through Customs for me? Under
your robes perhaps?"
"Would love to help you, dear, but I must
warn you, I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady
let the priest go ahead of her. The
Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you
have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so
he asked, "And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, till date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said,
"God bless you, Father, go ahead."
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