coke or pepsi - Akpos

Dad : Akpos, plz buy me a soft drink.. Akpos: Coke or pepsi ? Dad : Coke. Akpos : Diet or regular ? Dad : Regular. Akpos: Bottle or can ? Dad : Bottle. Akpos : Litre or oz ? Dad : Dammit, just buy me water! Akpos: Natural or mineral ? Dad : Mineral. Akpos : Hot or cold ? Dad : (angry) I'm gonna strike you with a broom! Akpos : Stick broom or soft broom ? Dad : Mxm! Just get outta here! Akpos : Now or tomorrow ? Dad : Now! Akpos : Are you accompaning me or not ? Dad : I will kill you! Akpos : Stab with knife or shoot with gun ? ***Akpos dey General Hospital now***